Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Norm Chad's column on Tuesdays is quite amusing. That is, if you're Norm Chad or his mother.
When It All Goes
Every song by the band Everclear sounds the same. I think Frank Solich is writing them.
Dinosaur Jr.
The Situation with Tucker Carlson. Now the guy you used to beat up at summer camp has his own show.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Boy's Don't Cry
You know it's going to be a long day when you can't get a song by The Cure out of your head.
Friday, June 17, 2005
Alright, Go Ahead
My Compaq keeps offering to remove unused icons from my desktop. I'll drink to that!
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Rod Stewart
Tom Cruise was correct in stating his relationship with Katie Holmes is no publicity stunt. That's 100% true. It was my relationship with Katie Holmes that was a publicity stunt.
Friday, June 10, 2005
Back to School
Starting in the 2005 Fall semester, all incoming University of Virginia freshman will be issued Bob Marley's Legend and lacrosse sticks.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Bottles and Cans
I'd be a crazed Jacko fan myself if I only had a red fedora and had just gotten laid off.
And All These Things
Fine, shut down Guantanamo. Cuba's been needing a good place to put a Pottery Barn for like ever.
Calm Down Now
Look virus software, I know you're trying to be helpful, but do you really need to tell me it's safe to turn on my shower light?
With the Fringe on Top
I'm with you, Mr. writer of Oklahoma, those chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.