Veronica

Norm Chad's column on Tuesdays is quite amusing. That is, if you're Norm Chad or his mother.

When It All Goes

Every song by the band Everclear sounds the same. I think Frank Solich is writing them.

Dinosaur Jr.

The Situation with Tucker Carlson. Now the guy you used to beat up at summer camp has his own show.

Boy's Don't Cry

You know it's going to be a long day when you can't get a song by The Cure out of your head.

Alright, Go Ahead

My Compaq keeps offering to remove unused icons from my desktop. I'll drink to that!

Rod Stewart

Tom Cruise was correct in stating his relationship with Katie Holmes is no publicity stunt. That's 100% true. It was my relationship with Katie Holmes that was a publicity stunt.

Back to School

Starting in the 2005 Fall semester, all incoming University of Virginia freshman will be issued Bob Marley's Legend and lacrosse sticks.

Resource Council

Someone tell me how I can fuse some product placement ads in this blog real quick.

Bottles and Cans

I'd be a crazed Jacko fan myself if I only had a red fedora and had just gotten laid off.

And All These Things

Fine, shut down Guantanamo. Cuba's been needing a good place to put a Pottery Barn for like ever.

Calm Down Now

Look virus software, I know you're trying to be helpful, but do you really need to tell me it's safe to turn on my shower light?

Bewildered in Baltimore

Since when did they repeal the poll tax?

With the Fringe on Top

I'm with you, Mr. writer of Oklahoma, those chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.

Musing

Why am I the only person who thinks it's ironic Ole Miss is located in a city named Oxford? I would expect something along the lines of "Cracker Tahitiville."

Case Solved

Maybe those gumshoes in Aruba should find out if that girl was getting married next week.