Pin Point Observation

I don't know what planet you've been on lately, but the Channel 11 anchormen have the sweetest haircuts money can buy.

Point Well Taken

There are a lot of actors and musicians named "Mick" yet I don't know anyone personally by that name. Either I'm the most unlucky person alive or those guys don't get out much. I'm leaning toward the latter.

Pleading

Could someone add another cell phone kiosk at the mall? Forty-seven just 'aint enough.

No Litmus Test

Congratulations London on your recent successful bid to receive the 2012 Olympics. And you even did it without Fred Thompson taking you through the process.