Lost Another Loan to Ditech

My rivals want me to post a picture of Taradise. There, now you have it. From here on out, this blog is your one stop shop for views on immigration reform.

Red Flag

Heineken Light -- Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

Alex Van Halen

The people who habitually arrive at my gym ten minutes before it opens at 5:00 a.m., only to wait around in the lobby, are in a special class of idiots.

What do you mean by golden years, Senior Bowie? (David, not Sam)

I find I blog best early in the morning, with a tearful eye on the Nikkei moving averages.

Neil Young Doesn't Look Canadian

Why did you just skip the flash intro to my blog? Hit the refresh button and see if it comes back on. You say it doesn't? Well, you must have your cookie setting way too high. Sounds like a personal problem to me.

I Must Say

Dear BW3 Waitress,

I would've tipped you more last night had you not had that nose ring.

Sincerely,

The only guy there without a goatee

Listen and Listen Good

Attention all out-of-state contractors in Ford 350s making a fortune off of the Hurricane Rita cleanup: I just checked the Texas Transportation Code and no mention of a provision in which the traffic laws do not apply to you.

Tangled Up In Blue

I'm on record with the prediction that if you worked at a Subway for more than seven months, you're in the 98th percentile of tenured sandwhich artists.

St. Ignatius of Northern... Where?

Actually, I've got Northern Iowa winning it all in the NCAA Tournament. I think that's where Danny Noonan ended up going to law school.

Lita Ford Just Called

My final four: West Virginia, Kansas, UConn, Florida. Of course, that's subject to change depending on how they play in the tournament.