Stern Warning

Take it from me, mudslides (the drink) and San Antonio weddings don't mix. And if you don't take it from me, you can depose the other four hundred people in attendance. Keep in mind though that everyone enjoys the presumption of innocence.

Let Cat Stevens Back In This Country

Jim Kramer's show Mad Money is a show bought and paid for by businesses that pay for rivals' commercials during the breaks so people won't buy their products.