Herein Fail Not

Dear Mr. Buffett,

When choosing to whom you want to give your billions away to, remember for a princely sum of say, three million dollars, you could pay people not to put ribbon bumper stickers on the back of their cars, trucks and SUVs.

Not Too Impressed

Switching over to Yahoo Mail Beta is like receiving sexual reassignment surgery except now I feel even more uncomfortable.

Blue Note

I always get nervous when the belly dancer at Greek restaurants approaches my table. Reason number 1,286 to always eat at Cheddar's.